1 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:27,569 (SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 2 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:29,905 (GRUNTING) 3 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:31,949 (LAUGHING) 4 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:41,917 (LAUGHING NERVOUSLY) 5 00:00:49,675 --> 00:00:52,427 Hello, everybody. Thanks for coming. 6 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:54,262 (CLEARS THROAT) 7 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:58,225 I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees. 8 00:00:58,266 --> 00:01:00,936 And I'd like to say a few words, if you please. 9 00:01:00,978 --> 00:01:03,605 Regarding the story that you're about to see 10 00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:06,734 it actually happened. Just take it from me. 11 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:10,029 But there's more to this story than what's on the page, 12 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:15,116 so please pay attention while I set the stage. 13 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:19,413 We open in Thneedville, a city they say that was plastic and fake, 14 00:01:19,454 --> 00:01:21,665 and they liked it that way! 15 00:01:21,707 --> 00:01:25,586 A town without nature, not one living tree. 16 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:27,462 So, what happened to them? 17 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:30,298 Cue the music! Let's see. 18 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:41,643 AUTOMATED VOICE: Buzz. Buzz. 19 00:02:04,666 --> 00:02:09,713 (ALL SINGING) In Thneedville, it's a brand new dawn 20 00:02:12,173 --> 00:02:16,095 With brand new cars and houses and lawns 21 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:19,180 Here in Got-all-that-we-need-ville 22 00:02:19,222 --> 00:02:24,103 In Thneedville, we manufacture our trees 23 00:02:26,354 --> 00:02:31,150 Each one is made in factories 24 00:02:31,192 --> 00:02:34,655 And uses 96 batteries 25 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:39,701 In Thneedville, the air's not so clean 26 00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:43,538 So we buy it fresh 27 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:46,041 It comes out this machine! 28 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:49,252 In Satisfaction's- guaranteed-ville 29 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:53,632 In Thneedville, we don't want to know 30 00:02:56,551 --> 00:03:00,514 Where the smog and trash and chemicals go 31 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:04,726 I just went swimming, and now I glow 32 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:08,480 In Thneedville, we have fun year round 33 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:12,191 We surf and snowboard right in town 34 00:03:12,233 --> 00:03:15,737 We thank the Lord for all we've got 35 00:03:15,779 --> 00:03:19,324 Including this brand new parking lot! 36 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:21,242 Parking lot! 37 00:03:21,284 --> 00:03:25,288 Parking lot! 38 00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:32,587 Oh, look, it's Aloysius O'Hare 39 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:36,591 Aloysius O'Hare 40 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:40,762 The man who found a way to sell air 41 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:42,639 And became a zillionaire 42 00:03:44,850 --> 00:03:47,435 Hip-hip-hooray! 43 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:50,856 In Thneedville, we love living this way 44 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:54,735 It's like living in paradise 45 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:57,404 It's perfect! And that's how it will stay 46 00:03:57,445 --> 00:03:58,822 Oh, yeah! 47 00:03:58,864 --> 00:04:01,408 Here in Love-the-life-we-lead-ville 48 00:04:01,449 --> 00:04:03,160 Destined-to-succeed-ville 49 00:04:03,202 --> 00:04:05,328 We-are-all-agreed-ville 50 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:08,207 We love it here in... 51 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:11,710 Thneedville! 52 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:52,626 Yes! 53 00:04:54,502 --> 00:04:55,294 (RINGING BELL) 54 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:08,391 Oh, hi, Ted. 55 00:05:10,393 --> 00:05:12,854 Oh, hey, Audrey. Hi. 56 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:15,398 Did your ball land in my backyard again? 57 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:17,276 What? No. 58 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:18,652 A model airplane, this time. 59 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:22,405 Hey, do you want to see something cool? 60 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:23,364 Come on. 61 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:31,456 Whoa! 62 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:40,381 Did you... 63 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:42,383 Did you paint this? 64 00:05:42,425 --> 00:05:44,636 Do you like it? What? 65 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:48,307 Are you kidding? This is amazing! 66 00:05:48,347 --> 00:05:49,557 What are those? 67 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:52,978 Those are trees. Real ones. 68 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:55,772 They used to grow all around here. 69 00:05:57,356 --> 00:06:00,027 And people said that the touch of their tufts 70 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:02,863 was softer than anything, even silk. 71 00:06:02,904 --> 00:06:05,573 And they smelled like butterfly milk! 72 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:07,659 Wow! What does that even mean? 73 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:08,785 I know, right? 74 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:10,704 (GROANS) 75 00:06:11,370 --> 00:06:12,956 Oh, yeah. 76 00:06:12,998 --> 00:06:15,834 What I want more than anything in the whole world is to see 77 00:06:16,584 --> 00:06:18,461 a real living tree 78 00:06:19,462 --> 00:06:21,048 growing in my backyard. 79 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:24,009 So if, say... I'm just thinking out loud here. 80 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:26,845 If a guy somehow got you one... 81 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:29,681 I'd probably marry him on the spot. 82 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:32,059 I bet that sounds crazy. Does that sound crazy? 83 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:33,601 No! Not crazy. (CLEARS THROAT) 84 00:06:34,353 --> 00:06:35,937 Not crazy at all. 85 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:46,073 Ted, honey, don't play with your food. 86 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:47,366 You, either, Mom. 87 00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:57,542 So, Mom, do you happen to know if there's any place 88 00:06:57,584 --> 00:07:00,461 where I could get a real tree? 89 00:07:00,503 --> 00:07:02,964 Ted, we already have a tree. It's the latest model. 90 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:05,550 Yeah, but I mean a real one 91 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:08,469 that grows out of the ground or whatever. 92 00:07:08,511 --> 00:07:09,971 You know, a real tree. 93 00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:11,472 Really? 94 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:14,935 You would rather have some dirty, messy 95 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:16,978 lump of wood that just sticks out of the ground? 96 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:18,313 And it does what? I don't even know what it does. 97 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:19,438 What's its purpose? 98 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:21,482 Look at what we've got. 99 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:24,485 It's the Oak-amatic. The only tree with its own remote. 100 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:27,030 Summer, autumn, winter, 101 00:07:27,072 --> 00:07:28,823 and disco! 102 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:30,033 (DISCO MUSIC PLAYING) 103 00:07:30,075 --> 00:07:31,785 (HUMMING) 104 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:34,996 Mom? Come on, Ted. Get into it. 105 00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:36,539 Dance with the tree. 106 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:37,874 Oh, it hurts, Mom. Please stop. (MUSIC STOPS) 107 00:07:38,666 --> 00:07:41,002 So, anyway... 108 00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:42,963 Let's just say I need a tree. 109 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:44,839 Where would I go? What do I do? 110 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:47,426 Then you know what? You need to find the Once-ler. 111 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:50,845 (STAMMERS) The what? 112 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:55,516 Mom, it's not really the time for one of your magical fables, okay? 113 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:58,353 (LAUGHS) That's right, I forgot. 114 00:07:58,395 --> 00:08:01,731 I'm old and can't even remember to put my teeth in. 115 00:08:01,773 --> 00:08:03,566 Stand down. That's not what I meant. 116 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:05,693 No, really, I forgot my teeth. 117 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:08,029 Would you be a dear and go get them for me? 118 00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:09,781 (SIGHS) Sure, Mom. 119 00:08:16,704 --> 00:08:18,539 Okay, here's the deal. 120 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:21,460 The Once-ler is the man who knows what happened to the trees. 121 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,711 You want one, you need to find him. 122 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:26,465 The Once-ler? Mmm-hmm. 123 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:29,092 Okay. Grammy, is this a real thing 124 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:30,510 that we're talking about now? 125 00:08:30,551 --> 00:08:32,720 Oh, he's real all right. 126 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:34,055 Well, where can I find him? 127 00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:35,140 (SCREAMS) 128 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:37,100 (LAUGHS) 129 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:41,688 Far outside of town where the grass never grows 130 00:08:41,729 --> 00:08:44,983 and the wind smells slow and sour when it blows. 131 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:47,194 (MIMICKING WIND BLOWING) (NERVOUS LAUGHTER) 132 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:51,739 And no birds ever sing, excepting old crows. 133 00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:52,615 (CAWING) (SCREAMS) 134 00:08:54,242 --> 00:08:55,952 Quit doing that. 135 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:58,079 That's the place where the Once-ler lives. 136 00:08:58,121 --> 00:09:01,875 Wait, outside of town? 137 00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:05,003 People used to say if you brought him 15 cents, 138 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,921 a nail 139 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:10,091 and the shell of a great, great, great grandfather snail, 140 00:09:12,593 --> 00:09:14,929 he would tell you everything. 141 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:45,919 Hmm. 142 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:53,218 (SCREAMS) 143 00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:04,563 (GRUNTS) 144 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:20,661 Mr. O'Hare, what we've got for you 145 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:22,747 is something that is going to take O'Hare Air 146 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,958 to the next level. 147 00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:26,918 Now, Mr. O'Hare, I know what you're thinking. 148 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,045 One, "I've gotten rich selling people air that's 149 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:31,047 "fresher than the stinky stuff outside." 150 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:33,007 Two, and here is the important one, 151 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:35,676 "How can I possibly make even more money?" 152 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:37,678 We can tell you, sir! We can tell you. 153 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,764 Check out this commercial, huh? 154 00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:44,769 Well, here goes another lame Saturday. 155 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:48,148 Dude, I don't think so! 156 00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:49,857 (LAUGHS) 157 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:50,775 Huh! 158 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:52,902 Hey! 159 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:56,864 Man! 160 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:57,740 Oh, yeah! 161 00:10:58,908 --> 00:10:59,784 What! 162 00:11:03,704 --> 00:11:06,207 Yeah! 163 00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:08,709 COMMENTATOR: O'Hare purified air. Freshness to go. 164 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:09,919 Please breathe responsibly. 165 00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:11,546 Ah? 166 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:13,672 Oh, my goodness. Yeah! Love it. 167 00:11:13,714 --> 00:11:16,134 You got to be kidding me. 168 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:19,220 You really think people are stupid enough to buy this? 169 00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:22,349 Our research shows that if you put something in a plastic bottle, 170 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:23,600 people will buy it. 171 00:11:23,642 --> 00:11:24,934 Exactly. And... 172 00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:27,103 And what's more, when we build a new factory 173 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:28,813 to make the plastic bottles, 174 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:31,732 the air quality is just going to get worse. 175 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,234 Which will make people want our air even more, 176 00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:35,278 and drive sales where? 177 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,197 Through the roof! 178 00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:40,950 So, in other words, the more smog in the sky, 179 00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,119 (LAUGHS) 180 00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:44,663 the more people will buy. 181 00:11:44,703 --> 00:11:47,123 (ALL LAUGHING) 182 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:49,917 See, that's why he's the genius! It even rhymes! 183 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,795 I'm aware it rhymes. 184 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:55,382 Coats. Big. 185 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:57,050 What do you two knuckleheads want? 186 00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:57,967 I'm in the middle of a meeting! 187 00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:02,639 What? 188 00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:04,098 Why is he leaving town? 189 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,309 No one ever leaves town! 190 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:07,977 See what he's up to. 191 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:20,448 Whoa! 192 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:08,871 (COUGHING) 193 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:13,960 Huh? 194 00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:14,835 (SCREAMS) 195 00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:16,837 Whoa! Whoa. 196 00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:21,384 Oh, man. 197 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:44,157 (SCREAMING) 198 00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:51,790 (GROANS) 199 00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:10,975 (CAWING) 200 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,363 Whoa! 201 00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:24,823 All right. 202 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,010 (SCREAMS) 203 00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:04,362 Okay. 204 00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:07,532 What the... 205 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,075 Whoa! 206 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,038 (PANTING) 207 00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:18,793 Who are you? 208 00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,795 Who are you and what are you doing here? 209 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:23,590 I'm Ted. I'm Ted. 210 00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:26,384 I can't breathe. Are you the Once-ler? 211 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,969 Oh, man. Didn't you read the signs? 212 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,347 No one is supposed to come here. 213 00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:33,974 Get out of here and leave me alone! 214 00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:35,268 And don't let the boot hit you on the way out. 215 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:36,102 The boot? 216 00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:38,145 Hello! 217 00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:40,106 Ow! 218 00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:43,276 Listen! People say that if someone brings you this stuff 219 00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,444 that you will tell them about trees. 220 00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:45,944 No, no, no! 221 00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:50,157 Trees? 222 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:51,992 Yeah, real ones. 223 00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:54,161 You know, that grow out of the ground? 224 00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,123 Hello? 225 00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:59,375 Sorry, it's just... 226 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:01,628 Well, I didn't think anyone still cared about trees. 227 00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:04,881 Well, that's me. The guy who still cares. I'm here. 228 00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:06,966 Hey! What? 229 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,094 Do you want to know about trees? 230 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,513 About what happened to them? 231 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:16,267 Why they're all gone? It's because of me. 232 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,101 Wait, what? 233 00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:25,234 It's because of me! 234 00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:26,193 (COUGHS) 235 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:32,199 And my invention, the Thneed. 236 00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:35,620 It was an amazing product that could do the job of a thousand. 237 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:36,955 (CHUCKLES) 238 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,873 All right. 239 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:40,500 Sounds ridiculous, but I mean, that's cool. 240 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,251 You're darn right it was cool! 241 00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:46,297 It all started a long time ago. 242 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,967 Can we start not so long ago, maybe? 243 00:16:49,007 --> 00:16:50,217 Do you want a tree? 244 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:52,261 Yes, yes. 245 00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:57,141 Then it all started a long, long time ago. 246 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:01,479 I was a young man leaving home. 247 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,440 Well, here I go, Mom. Off to change the world with my Thneed. 248 00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:08,486 I'm actually doing it! 249 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:11,531 Yes, but just remember, Oncie, 250 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:14,074 if somehow your invention ends up a failure 251 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,494 instead of a success, 252 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,621 oh, it wouldn't surprise me at all! 253 00:17:18,663 --> 00:17:20,540 (ALL LAUGHING) 254 00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:21,541 Nice wheels. 255 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:23,668 Burn! 256 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,586 Ow! (CHUCKLES) 257 00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:27,672 Yeah, "Burn!" 258 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:30,257 But you will see, okay? I'm going to prove you all wrong. 259 00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,552 Come on, Melvin! 260 00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:35,221 So, there I was at the very bottom. 261 00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:37,974 With nothing but a wagon, a mule, 262 00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:41,644 and a completely irrational sense of optimism. 263 00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:43,354 (HUMMING) 264 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,401 I was searching the globe, 265 00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:51,029 obsessed with finding the perfect material for my Thneed. 266 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:57,284 But I'd had absolutely no success. 267 00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:01,622 Until one day, I found paradise. (NEIGHS) 268 00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:03,249 Oh! 269 00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:05,376 We're going to be there soon, I'm sure. 270 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,377 Whoa! 271 00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:20,600 This is the most beautiful place, 272 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:22,351 okay, I have ever seen. 273 00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:25,354 Oh. 274 00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:26,731 Ta-da! 275 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:29,483 Whoa! 276 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:55,509 (HUMMING) 277 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,434 (SINGING) Yeah 278 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,394 (SINGING) This is it 279 00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:06,395 (PLAYING BLUES RIFF) 280 00:19:07,688 --> 00:19:11,484 This is the place 281 00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:16,196 These Truffula trees are just what I need 282 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:20,534 Gonna chop one down and make my Thneed 283 00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:23,454 But first... 284 00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,290 (SINGS TUNE) 285 00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,209 Now you! 286 00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:30,586 (ALL SING TUNE) 287 00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:32,797 That's great! 288 00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:47,394 So now our friendship can begin 289 00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:50,064 Hand in hand, and wing and fin 290 00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:52,650 There's nothing you and I can't do 291 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,153 So let's all make my dreams come true 292 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,245 (YODELING) 293 00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:12,879 (YODELING STOPS) 294 00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:15,422 (HUMMING) 295 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:19,301 Hey, guys! 296 00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,303 Come on, where is my back-up chorus? 297 00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:24,598 What? 298 00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,435 Ah-ha! Oh. 299 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:29,436 (GROWLS) 300 00:20:30,188 --> 00:20:31,397 (SCREAMS) 301 00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:35,275 (GROWLING) 302 00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:36,527 Ooh! 303 00:21:05,723 --> 00:21:08,642 TED: Hey, hey, wait. Wait a minute. 304 00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:09,560 Excuse me? 305 00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:12,939 Yeah, that's awesome. 306 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:16,274 Feeding junk food to forest animals? That's great. 307 00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:18,360 But, uh, is there a musical number 308 00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:19,904 where you show me how to get a tree? 309 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:21,781 Because I would love to hear that one. 310 00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:24,242 Oh, yes. Right after the musical number about the kid 311 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,910 who kept interrupting the story, 312 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,494 and was never heard from again. 313 00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:30,289 Right, got it. Proceed. 314 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,543 All right, here we go. 315 00:21:34,585 --> 00:21:37,004 About to make a Thneed, about to change the world. 316 00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:52,019 (GASPS) 317 00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:10,788 Check it out, guys... 318 00:22:12,623 --> 00:22:13,415 Where did everybody go? 319 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:24,384 Little did I know that by chopping down that tree 320 00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:28,472 I had just summoned a mystical creature as old as time itself. 321 00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:33,435 The legendary, slightly annoying 322 00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:35,062 guardian of the forest. 323 00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:37,523 The Lorax. 324 00:22:46,324 --> 00:22:47,033 (ALL GASP) 325 00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:07,511 (GURGLING) 326 00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:26,906 (SPEAKING GIBBERISH) 327 00:23:32,703 --> 00:23:33,746 (SIGHS) 328 00:24:18,456 --> 00:24:20,084 (SOBBING) 329 00:24:22,669 --> 00:24:24,671 (WHISTLING) 330 00:24:28,884 --> 00:24:30,094 (HUMMING) 331 00:24:35,557 --> 00:24:36,100 Hey! Whoo! 332 00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:38,936 Did you chop down this tree? 333 00:24:39,686 --> 00:24:41,521 Uh... No. 334 00:24:42,773 --> 00:24:44,400 Who did it? 335 00:24:44,442 --> 00:24:45,734 (GASPS) What's that? 336 00:24:47,694 --> 00:24:48,737 I think he did it. 337 00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:53,033 Leave! Vacate the premises! 338 00:24:53,075 --> 00:24:55,369 Take your ax and get out! 339 00:24:55,411 --> 00:24:57,204 And who are you? 340 00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:01,959 I'm the Lorax! Guardian of the forest. 341 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:03,710 I speak for the trees. 342 00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:08,382 So you're telling me, you just didn't see me 343 00:25:08,424 --> 00:25:10,550 magically appear out of that stump? 344 00:25:10,592 --> 00:25:12,510 With all the lightning and thunder and stuff. 345 00:25:12,552 --> 00:25:13,971 You didn't see any of that? 346 00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:16,890 No, but that sounds amazing. Can I see some of that? 347 00:25:16,932 --> 00:25:20,144 Uh, yeah, I could show you. But that's not how it works. 348 00:25:20,811 --> 00:25:21,687 Okay. Um... 349 00:25:22,562 --> 00:25:23,730 Didn't really happen. 350 00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:27,109 Oh, I know what you want! 351 00:25:27,151 --> 00:25:33,073 I've got one of these for the cutest little guy I ever saw! 352 00:25:33,115 --> 00:25:35,909 Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy... 353 00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:38,496 How dare you! Give me that! 354 00:25:38,996 --> 00:25:40,498 (SNIFFING) Mmm. 355 00:25:41,581 --> 00:25:43,042 I'm going to eat this, 356 00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:44,877 but I am highly offended by it. 357 00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:54,094 What are you... Hey, Mustache! Will you stop that? 358 00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:58,432 What's your deal, man? 359 00:25:58,474 --> 00:26:00,767 Time for you to go, Beanpole! Pull them right out. 360 00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:02,061 Just going to put them right back in. We can do this all day. 361 00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:09,735 Stop right there! Stop it! 362 00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:16,158 So you would hammer one of nature's innocent creatures? 363 00:26:17,951 --> 00:26:19,828 What? No! 364 00:26:19,870 --> 00:26:22,789 I would never hit this little guy. You, on the other hand, 365 00:26:22,831 --> 00:26:24,124 I would gladly pound you 366 00:26:24,166 --> 00:26:25,959 and your mustache into the ground! 367 00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:30,839 Behold! The intruder and his violent ways. 368 00:26:30,881 --> 00:26:33,551 Shame on you. For shame! 369 00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:37,137 All right, you know what? That's it! 370 00:26:37,179 --> 00:26:39,597 You listen to me, you furry meatloaf. 371 00:26:39,639 --> 00:26:41,725 I'm going to chop down as many trees as I need. Okay? 372 00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:43,727 Newsflash! Not going anywhere! 373 00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:47,398 End of story. 374 00:26:48,566 --> 00:26:49,649 Then you leave me no choice. 375 00:26:52,861 --> 00:26:56,865 If you're not gone by the time the sun sets on this valley, 376 00:26:56,907 --> 00:27:01,495 all the forces of nature will be unleashed upon you 377 00:27:01,537 --> 00:27:05,623 and curse you until the end of your days! 378 00:27:05,665 --> 00:27:09,086 You have been warned. 379 00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:14,800 (GRUNTING) 380 00:27:16,510 --> 00:27:17,928 Thanks. Yeah, okay. 381 00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:19,972 You have been warned. 382 00:27:21,557 --> 00:27:24,143 But I didn't listen to his warning. 383 00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:25,894 And you won't believe what happened that night. 384 00:27:25,936 --> 00:27:27,645 What? 385 00:27:27,687 --> 00:27:29,064 If you want to hear more, come back tomorrow. 386 00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:31,817 Hey, wait, wait! Tomorrow? 387 00:27:31,858 --> 00:27:33,444 Whoa! 388 00:27:33,486 --> 00:27:35,154 Whoa-ho-ho. 389 00:27:35,195 --> 00:27:36,696 Are you serious right now? 390 00:27:36,738 --> 00:27:39,657 Ah! You live in the middle of nowhere! 391 00:27:39,699 --> 00:27:42,536 It stinks out here. Don't make me come back! 392 00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:44,455 I guess you don't really want to hear the rest of the story. 393 00:27:44,497 --> 00:27:45,205 (SCREAMS) 394 00:27:50,085 --> 00:27:52,087 No, no. 395 00:27:52,129 --> 00:27:54,714 I do. I really do. I want to hear the story. I just... 396 00:27:54,756 --> 00:27:57,843 Nah! You don't have what it takes. Goodbye. 397 00:27:57,884 --> 00:27:59,886 Wait, wait! I have what it takes. 398 00:28:04,642 --> 00:28:06,018 It's all right. It's okay, I'll come back. 399 00:28:06,059 --> 00:28:07,894 It's no problem. 400 00:28:07,936 --> 00:28:11,607 See, here I am, leaving. Walking away now. 401 00:28:11,649 --> 00:28:12,690 I'll see you tomorrow. 402 00:28:13,609 --> 00:28:14,527 Mmm. 403 00:28:15,569 --> 00:28:18,822 Maybe. Just maybe. 404 00:28:24,578 --> 00:28:25,787 (CHEERING) 405 00:28:28,457 --> 00:28:30,083 What did you wish for, Audrey? 406 00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:31,669 Well, I would love to tell you, 407 00:28:31,709 --> 00:28:35,088 but, sadly, according to the universal wish laws, I cannot. 408 00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:36,965 (CHUCKLES) 409 00:28:37,007 --> 00:28:38,509 TED: I know what she wished for. 410 00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:52,189 Was it, perhaps... 411 00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:55,192 This? 412 00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:57,528 (ALL GASPING) 413 00:28:58,529 --> 00:28:59,697 (CHEERING) 414 00:29:04,117 --> 00:29:06,203 Ted, you didn't. 415 00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:09,707 Oh, no. I totally did. 416 00:29:09,747 --> 00:29:12,209 Happy birthday, Audrey. 417 00:29:13,711 --> 00:29:15,629 Kiss him! Kiss him! 418 00:29:15,671 --> 00:29:16,796 (CHUCKLES) 419 00:29:28,726 --> 00:29:29,976 MRS. WIGGINS: Ted. 420 00:29:30,018 --> 00:29:31,770 Ted. Tedster. Huh! 421 00:29:31,811 --> 00:29:34,856 You're kissing the cereal again, hon. What? 422 00:29:34,898 --> 00:29:37,901 I just... I like this cereal. 423 00:29:37,943 --> 00:29:38,818 What one is this? Yeah! 424 00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:41,154 Okay. 425 00:29:41,196 --> 00:29:43,990 Well, I'll make sure to buy extra next time for you. 426 00:29:44,032 --> 00:29:46,285 All right, cool. Hey, I got to run. I got to go do a thing. 427 00:29:46,326 --> 00:29:48,203 So, I'll see you guys. 428 00:29:48,245 --> 00:29:50,664 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 429 00:29:50,706 --> 00:29:52,708 You're not going anywhere, young man. 430 00:29:52,750 --> 00:29:55,085 (SIGHS) It's Sunday. You know what that means? 431 00:29:55,127 --> 00:29:57,630 Family time, and we're all playing board games! 432 00:29:57,671 --> 00:29:58,589 But... 433 00:30:00,924 --> 00:30:01,925 Hmm. 434 00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:03,135 Mmm? 435 00:30:03,885 --> 00:30:05,721 Oh, man. 436 00:30:05,763 --> 00:30:07,222 Mom, seriously, every turn? 437 00:30:07,264 --> 00:30:08,807 Hey, back off! 438 00:30:10,559 --> 00:30:12,018 Ooh! 439 00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:15,731 No. Okay! Family time is over. 440 00:30:15,773 --> 00:30:18,108 It is now personal time. I'll be in my room. 441 00:30:19,859 --> 00:30:21,987 Okay, dear. Have fun. 442 00:30:23,739 --> 00:30:25,031 (GASPS) 443 00:30:25,073 --> 00:30:27,242 I knew I could break her. 444 00:30:27,284 --> 00:30:28,535 Go. Huh? 445 00:30:28,577 --> 00:30:29,703 Go see him! 446 00:30:29,745 --> 00:30:30,912 Oh, yeah! 447 00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:35,292 You rule! Thank you, Grammy. 448 00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:41,131 Whoa! 449 00:30:41,757 --> 00:30:43,133 (GROANS) 450 00:30:56,021 --> 00:30:57,815 Hey! Ted, right? 451 00:30:59,107 --> 00:31:02,068 Um, Mr. O'Hare? 452 00:31:02,110 --> 00:31:05,071 So, I hear you have become interested in trees. 453 00:31:05,113 --> 00:31:06,657 What's that all about? 454 00:31:07,282 --> 00:31:07,907 Oh. Um... 455 00:31:09,702 --> 00:31:10,828 Where did you hear that? 456 00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:12,579 (CHUCKLES) Oh. 457 00:31:12,621 --> 00:31:13,955 Teddy, there's not much that goes on in Thneedville 458 00:31:13,997 --> 00:31:16,291 that I don't know about. 459 00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:19,961 Here's the deal, I make a living selling fresh air to people. 460 00:31:20,003 --> 00:31:22,798 Trees? They make it for free. 461 00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:25,718 So, when I hear people talking about them, 462 00:31:25,759 --> 00:31:28,679 I consider it kind of a threat to my business. 463 00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:31,931 I don't even know what you're talking about. 464 00:31:31,973 --> 00:31:34,643 You listen to me, boy. 465 00:31:34,685 --> 00:31:37,896 Don't go poking around in things you don't understand 466 00:31:37,937 --> 00:31:40,148 or I'll be your worst nightmare. 467 00:31:40,190 --> 00:31:42,401 I'm Frankenstein's head on a spider's body! 468 00:31:43,694 --> 00:31:46,905 Yeah, um... 469 00:31:46,946 --> 00:31:49,616 Okay, my mom is expecting me. So, I'm just going to... 470 00:31:49,658 --> 00:31:52,828 Of course, of course. Now, go back to your family game time. 471 00:31:53,911 --> 00:31:55,706 Grandma just finished her turn. 472 00:31:56,874 --> 00:31:57,457 How did you know? 473 00:31:59,042 --> 00:32:00,419 Please. I have eyes everywhere. 474 00:32:05,841 --> 00:32:07,342 Huh! 475 00:32:07,384 --> 00:32:10,136 You got a beautiful town here, Ted. 476 00:32:10,178 --> 00:32:13,766 Lots of fun stuff to occupy your short attention span. 477 00:32:13,807 --> 00:32:15,975 Why, I can't think of any reason 478 00:32:16,017 --> 00:32:20,146 you would ever want to go outside of town again. 479 00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:21,064 Ever. 480 00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:31,032 Okay! Good talk. Really good talk. 481 00:32:51,969 --> 00:32:54,264 (PANTING) 482 00:32:56,391 --> 00:32:57,309 Oh, no. 483 00:32:58,518 --> 00:32:59,311 Look out! 484 00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:06,234 Hey, man? You know, you need to change that door bell. 485 00:33:07,235 --> 00:33:10,155 Oh, you missed me. What? 486 00:33:10,196 --> 00:33:14,701 You're already back. Clearly, you missed me a little. Right? 487 00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:18,204 No, I didn't. I'm just here to hear the end of the story. 488 00:33:18,246 --> 00:33:20,039 Why are you so interested in trees anyway? 489 00:33:20,081 --> 00:33:21,500 Why aren't you like other kids, 490 00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:23,961 break dancing and wearing bell-bottoms, 491 00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:26,171 and playing the Donkey Kongs? 492 00:33:26,212 --> 00:33:30,801 (LAUGHS) Yeah, right, right. I don't know. 493 00:33:30,843 --> 00:33:34,471 Uh, I just thought it would be kind of cool to have one, you know? 494 00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:35,973 Huh? 495 00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:37,808 It's a girl, isn't it? 496 00:33:37,850 --> 00:33:40,101 What? No! 497 00:33:40,143 --> 00:33:42,729 Really? Because when a guy does something stupid once, 498 00:33:42,771 --> 00:33:44,523 well, that's because he's a guy. 499 00:33:44,564 --> 00:33:47,066 But if he does the same stupid thing twice, 500 00:33:47,108 --> 00:33:49,903 it's usually to impress some girl. 501 00:33:49,945 --> 00:33:51,864 Hey, she is not some girl! 502 00:33:51,905 --> 00:33:55,158 She's a woman, in high school. 503 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,995 And she loves trees. And I'm going to get her one. 504 00:33:58,035 --> 00:33:59,913 Aw! 505 00:33:59,955 --> 00:34:03,416 How nice to see someone so undeterred by things like reality. 506 00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:04,918 Thank you. 507 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:06,837 All right, but where did we leave off? 508 00:34:06,879 --> 00:34:08,045 (BUZZING) 509 00:34:13,343 --> 00:34:14,511 (BUZZING CONTINUES) 510 00:34:15,929 --> 00:34:17,472 (SCREAMS) 511 00:34:28,191 --> 00:34:31,110 Now that's a Thneed. 512 00:34:31,152 --> 00:34:33,112 Nothing unmanly about knitting. No, sir. 513 00:34:55,510 --> 00:34:56,302 Look at that... 514 00:34:58,055 --> 00:34:59,514 Oh! 515 00:34:59,556 --> 00:35:01,016 Who taught you guys how to steal a bed? 516 00:35:03,351 --> 00:35:04,477 (LAUGHS) 517 00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:05,353 (BRAYING) 518 00:35:06,354 --> 00:35:07,397 Shh! 519 00:35:13,403 --> 00:35:14,905 (HUMMING) 520 00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:22,161 (SNORING) 521 00:35:23,914 --> 00:35:25,582 (PANTING) 522 00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:29,836 Okay, nice and easy. 523 00:35:29,878 --> 00:35:30,963 (SNORING) 524 00:35:37,176 --> 00:35:39,387 Nice work, you guys. Couldn't have done it without you. 525 00:35:40,346 --> 00:35:42,515 (LAUGHS) 526 00:35:42,557 --> 00:35:45,268 You got to be kidding me. Can he swim? 527 00:35:46,394 --> 00:35:48,063 Of course he can't swim! 528 00:35:48,105 --> 00:35:50,189 Hang on, Pipsqueak! I'm coming to get you! 529 00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:54,193 (MOANS) 530 00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:57,322 Hey, you fishies! Stop that bed! 531 00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:02,201 (SHIVERING) 532 00:36:02,243 --> 00:36:03,536 Whoo! Whoo! (LAUGHS) 533 00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:06,623 (SNORING) 534 00:36:08,708 --> 00:36:11,128 Jump, jump! 535 00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:13,546 Come on, get up there. Come on. 536 00:36:13,588 --> 00:36:15,507 Go, go! A little bit more! A little bit more! 537 00:36:17,550 --> 00:36:18,384 (EXCLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION) 538 00:36:18,426 --> 00:36:19,636 Now what? 539 00:36:21,596 --> 00:36:22,639 Mmm-mmm. 540 00:36:24,099 --> 00:36:25,350 Get up there. 541 00:36:28,478 --> 00:36:30,229 Okay, Pipsqueak, give me your hand. 542 00:36:30,271 --> 00:36:30,647 Come on, reach out for the Lorax. 543 00:36:34,651 --> 00:36:35,652 Where did you go? 544 00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:40,323 Bar-ba-loots. 545 00:36:49,166 --> 00:36:50,000 Oh, that's bad. 546 00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:52,335 (HUMMING) 547 00:36:54,963 --> 00:36:56,173 Hey, Beanpole, wake up! 548 00:37:01,302 --> 00:37:02,179 (COUGHING) 549 00:37:03,429 --> 00:37:04,597 (CHUCKLES) 550 00:37:06,265 --> 00:37:08,185 What's happening? Where am I? 551 00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:11,146 Hey! We got trouble, and it's coming up fast! 552 00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:15,108 Whoo! 553 00:37:15,150 --> 00:37:16,359 We're in a river! 554 00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:20,279 (SCREAMING) 555 00:37:29,206 --> 00:37:30,123 (GASPS) 556 00:37:34,794 --> 00:37:36,046 Whew! 557 00:37:36,088 --> 00:37:37,172 (LAUGHING) 558 00:37:40,175 --> 00:37:41,218 Oh, no. 559 00:37:44,679 --> 00:37:45,764 Just do something! 560 00:37:47,348 --> 00:37:48,558 Help is on the way! 561 00:37:51,686 --> 00:37:53,270 No, no! 562 00:37:55,107 --> 00:37:56,357 Just a minute! 563 00:37:56,399 --> 00:37:57,776 (GRUNTING) 564 00:38:04,199 --> 00:38:04,824 (SCREAMS) 565 00:38:17,587 --> 00:38:18,504 Oh, no! 566 00:38:22,634 --> 00:38:23,593 Wake up! Wake up! 567 00:38:24,844 --> 00:38:26,763 (EXHALING) Yuck! 568 00:38:32,185 --> 00:38:33,352 Clear! 569 00:38:33,394 --> 00:38:34,437 Ah! 570 00:38:36,273 --> 00:38:38,066 (LAUGHS) 571 00:38:38,108 --> 00:38:39,609 I was heading into the light, 572 00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:41,486 and you pulled me right back and here I am! 573 00:38:41,527 --> 00:38:43,280 You saved my life! 574 00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:46,032 Yeah, I know. Well, no, it's not that big a deal. 575 00:38:46,074 --> 00:38:47,659 It is a big deal! 576 00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:52,371 Look, I almost went over that waterfall! Wait... 577 00:38:52,413 --> 00:38:54,833 On my bed. How did my bed get in the river? 578 00:38:54,874 --> 00:38:58,586 Uh... About that... 579 00:38:58,628 --> 00:39:01,881 Actually... I put your bed in the water. 580 00:39:03,258 --> 00:39:04,717 I didn't mean you any harm. 581 00:39:04,759 --> 00:39:06,678 I just wanted to calmly float you away. 582 00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:10,723 Look, everyone here needs the trees 583 00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:12,475 and you're chopping them down! 584 00:39:13,601 --> 00:39:16,562 So, we've got a big problem. 585 00:39:22,819 --> 00:39:24,529 All right, look. 586 00:39:24,570 --> 00:39:28,283 I hereby swear that I will never chop down another tree. 587 00:39:29,534 --> 00:39:32,245 I promise. 588 00:39:32,287 --> 00:39:35,456 Thank you. But I'm going to keep my eye on you. 589 00:39:35,498 --> 00:39:37,542 Good. Now, I've got a big day tomorrow 590 00:39:37,583 --> 00:39:38,918 so I'm going to get some sleep. 591 00:39:42,421 --> 00:39:44,799 Right after I find my bed. 592 00:39:44,841 --> 00:39:45,758 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 593 00:39:51,430 --> 00:39:52,849 (CROWING) 594 00:39:54,559 --> 00:39:56,353 (CROWING) 595 00:40:01,149 --> 00:40:02,775 (GRUNTS) 596 00:40:02,817 --> 00:40:04,736 (BOTH SCREAMING) 597 00:40:05,153 --> 00:40:06,404 Ow! 598 00:40:06,445 --> 00:40:08,323 Okay, what are you... 599 00:40:10,491 --> 00:40:13,286 Question, what are they doing here? 600 00:40:13,328 --> 00:40:16,831 And follow up, if I may, what are you doing here? 601 00:40:18,333 --> 00:40:20,835 Well, after the incident last night, 602 00:40:20,877 --> 00:40:23,755 we found one of your socks and came here to return it. 603 00:40:23,796 --> 00:40:25,548 But when we got here, you were asleep. What? 604 00:40:26,174 --> 00:40:27,759 Ew! 605 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,387 Exactly. And sleeping is the body's way 606 00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:32,638 of telling other people to go away. 607 00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:36,226 I know, but you looked so cozy. 608 00:40:36,268 --> 00:40:39,729 And it was cold outside, and we just fell asleep. No harm done. 609 00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:42,565 "No harm done"? "No harm done"? Okay. 610 00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:47,653 Okay, I put my lips on those. Well, I used to, anyway. 611 00:40:47,695 --> 00:40:48,947 (GRUNTING) 612 00:40:49,864 --> 00:40:51,408 Ew. 613 00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:53,410 Did you just... In my bowl! 614 00:40:57,414 --> 00:40:58,706 Why do you have one of these? 615 00:40:58,748 --> 00:41:00,666 You don't even have a mustache. 616 00:41:02,710 --> 00:41:04,503 Okay, that's it! 617 00:41:04,545 --> 00:41:06,505 What? I thought we made a deal last night. 618 00:41:06,547 --> 00:41:08,258 Yes, we did. 619 00:41:08,300 --> 00:41:10,509 And I said I wouldn't chop down any more trees. 620 00:41:10,551 --> 00:41:12,637 And I said I was going to keep an eye on you. 621 00:41:12,678 --> 00:41:14,264 I'm starving. What's for breakfast? 622 00:41:17,267 --> 00:41:18,393 Breakfast is overrated. 623 00:41:19,311 --> 00:41:20,937 (GRUNTS) 624 00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:24,232 You know what? I got work to do. Yeah. 625 00:41:24,274 --> 00:41:27,986 I got to go into town and sell my Thneed. 626 00:41:28,027 --> 00:41:29,528 (LAUGHS) 627 00:41:29,570 --> 00:41:31,239 You chopped down one of my trees 628 00:41:31,281 --> 00:41:32,907 to make that piece of garbage? 629 00:41:32,949 --> 00:41:34,700 Look at that... 630 00:41:34,742 --> 00:41:39,331 "Garbage"? Oh, no. Oh, no! You do not get it. 631 00:41:39,372 --> 00:41:41,707 This is a revolutionary product 632 00:41:41,749 --> 00:41:43,626 that will change the world as we know it. 633 00:41:44,585 --> 00:41:45,670 It has a million uses! 634 00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:50,467 Look at this. It's a swimsuit! 635 00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:53,011 Mud tracked all over your floor by uninvited guests? 636 00:41:53,052 --> 00:41:55,388 Well, the Thneed sure comes in handy for that! 637 00:41:56,806 --> 00:41:58,557 But wait, there's more! 638 00:41:58,599 --> 00:42:00,352 Thanks to its all-natural microfibers, 639 00:42:00,393 --> 00:42:02,561 the Thneed is super-absorbent! 640 00:42:02,603 --> 00:42:03,771 It also works as a hat. 641 00:42:06,441 --> 00:42:07,484 Of course, you probably want to wring it out first. 642 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:09,068 Go ahead, knock yourself out. 643 00:42:10,611 --> 00:42:12,238 But nobody is going to buy that thing. 644 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:14,407 Good to know. 645 00:42:14,449 --> 00:42:18,536 Well, fortunately, you are not the target market, weirdo. 646 00:42:18,577 --> 00:42:20,288 You're bringing a guitar? 647 00:42:20,330 --> 00:42:22,374 Oh, yeah. I got a little jingle. 648 00:42:22,415 --> 00:42:24,542 I'm gonna blow some minds, gonna sell some Thneeds! 649 00:42:24,583 --> 00:42:25,542 Yeah. 650 00:42:28,380 --> 00:42:31,841 (SINGING) Everybody needs a Thneed 651 00:42:31,883 --> 00:42:33,843 A fine thing that all people... 652 00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:38,056 MAN: Sit down, go on. 653 00:42:38,097 --> 00:42:40,350 Unfortunately, I didn't sell it the first day. 654 00:42:40,392 --> 00:42:42,601 The Thneed is good 655 00:42:42,643 --> 00:42:44,270 The Thneed is great... 656 00:42:44,312 --> 00:42:45,063 Hey! 657 00:42:45,938 --> 00:42:47,106 (CHEERING) 658 00:42:49,067 --> 00:42:50,068 Or the second day. 659 00:42:51,736 --> 00:42:52,904 Hey! 660 00:42:52,945 --> 00:42:56,366 Or the third, or fourth, or fifth day. 661 00:42:56,408 --> 00:42:58,659 Okay, that one hit the tender spot. 662 00:42:59,994 --> 00:43:01,538 Until finally... 663 00:43:01,578 --> 00:43:02,830 That's it! You know what? 664 00:43:02,872 --> 00:43:05,041 I'm done with this thing. 665 00:43:05,542 --> 00:43:06,876 Aw. 666 00:43:07,793 --> 00:43:09,462 My family was right. I quit! 667 00:43:12,006 --> 00:43:12,882 (GRUNTS) 668 00:43:18,471 --> 00:43:20,639 Hey. Cool hat. 669 00:43:20,681 --> 00:43:22,975 Oh, my gosh! I totally want one. 670 00:43:23,017 --> 00:43:25,103 That thing makes me like you more. 671 00:43:25,144 --> 00:43:26,104 (CHUCKLES) 672 00:43:28,689 --> 00:43:29,732 (LAUGHS) 673 00:43:34,695 --> 00:43:36,989 Hey! Where's your Thneed, did you sell it? 674 00:43:37,031 --> 00:43:41,578 Hey. No, no. Didn't sell it. 675 00:43:41,618 --> 00:43:44,497 Turns out, it's ahead of its time, I guess. 676 00:43:44,539 --> 00:43:47,666 Hey, you gave it your best shot. Right? What more can you do? 677 00:43:47,708 --> 00:43:49,043 Come on, take a seat, we'll deal you in. 678 00:43:50,002 --> 00:43:51,796 What are we playing? 679 00:43:51,837 --> 00:43:54,715 I'm playing poker. He's playing Go Fish. And I think he's hungry. 680 00:43:56,301 --> 00:43:57,218 Oh. 681 00:44:01,638 --> 00:44:02,681 (SINGING) Pancake, the pancake 682 00:44:04,683 --> 00:44:05,560 Up! 683 00:44:09,855 --> 00:44:11,816 Who is up for ninths? 684 00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:14,819 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 685 00:44:16,028 --> 00:44:17,654 Whoa! 686 00:44:17,696 --> 00:44:19,157 All right, pass them over. 687 00:44:19,198 --> 00:44:20,241 Yeah, see? (RUMBLING) 688 00:44:20,950 --> 00:44:22,327 What's going on? 689 00:44:31,127 --> 00:44:33,254 Oh, no. That's a lot of people. 690 00:44:41,554 --> 00:44:45,016 (SINGING) Everybody needs a Thneed 691 00:44:45,057 --> 00:44:48,645 A fine thing that all people need 692 00:44:48,685 --> 00:44:51,939 The Thneed is good The Thneed is great 693 00:44:51,981 --> 00:44:56,653 Let's hope we're not too late 694 00:44:58,237 --> 00:45:01,032 It's a super trendy hat 695 00:45:01,073 --> 00:45:05,203 It's a tightrope for an acrobat 696 00:45:05,244 --> 00:45:09,040 A net for catching butterflies 697 00:45:09,081 --> 00:45:13,378 A thing we use for exercise 698 00:45:15,296 --> 00:45:19,217 Everybody needs a Thneed 699 00:45:19,258 --> 00:45:22,595 A fine thing that all people need 700 00:45:22,637 --> 00:45:25,223 Everybody needs a Thneed 701 00:45:25,264 --> 00:45:28,059 Oh, yeah! We're in business, baby! 702 00:45:28,100 --> 00:45:31,354 We need a Thneed 703 00:45:31,396 --> 00:45:35,816 Mom? Hey, it's me! I told you I was going to be a success! 704 00:45:35,858 --> 00:45:38,069 You need to bring the whole family here right now. 705 00:45:38,110 --> 00:45:41,322 We're going to be rich! 706 00:45:41,364 --> 00:45:45,117 What? I'm going to need all the help I can get. Don't worry. 707 00:45:46,952 --> 00:45:49,330 GRAMMY: So, has he told you how to get a tree yet? 708 00:45:49,372 --> 00:45:51,666 Actually, no. 709 00:45:51,708 --> 00:45:54,335 But I think he's going to get to that part really soon. 710 00:45:55,752 --> 00:45:57,338 Here we are. What? 711 00:45:58,423 --> 00:45:59,340 I'll just be a minute. 712 00:46:02,343 --> 00:46:04,303 Oh, wow. Hey, Audrey! 713 00:46:05,304 --> 00:46:08,015 Oh, hi, Ted! What's up? 714 00:46:08,057 --> 00:46:10,809 You know me, just cruising. Putting out the vibe. 715 00:46:10,851 --> 00:46:12,353 Just me and my thoughts. 716 00:46:14,397 --> 00:46:16,399 Oh, is this the girl you're always talking about? 717 00:46:16,441 --> 00:46:18,150 Grandma! Stop making things up. 718 00:46:18,192 --> 00:46:20,278 She's even prettier than... Okay, got to run! Bye. 719 00:46:23,281 --> 00:46:25,700 Okay, Grammy, let's get you home! 720 00:46:32,331 --> 00:46:33,374 (GASPS) 721 00:46:47,012 --> 00:46:48,055 (GRUNTS) 722 00:46:57,106 --> 00:46:58,107 Yeah! 723 00:47:00,318 --> 00:47:01,444 Whoa! 724 00:47:01,486 --> 00:47:03,237 I'm so sorry. So sorry. 725 00:47:05,030 --> 00:47:06,073 Did not wanna see that. 726 00:47:06,115 --> 00:47:06,991 Whoa! 727 00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:12,246 Whoa! 728 00:47:16,292 --> 00:47:17,418 Whoa-ho-ho! 729 00:47:21,255 --> 00:47:22,381 (SCREAMING) 730 00:47:24,216 --> 00:47:25,176 Hey! 731 00:47:30,931 --> 00:47:32,183 Hey, I'm back. 732 00:47:32,224 --> 00:47:33,184 What have you got there? 733 00:47:33,810 --> 00:47:34,519 Yes! 734 00:47:38,230 --> 00:47:39,273 Whoa! 735 00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:43,486 Thank you, Ted. 736 00:47:46,155 --> 00:47:47,239 (GULPS) 737 00:47:47,281 --> 00:47:49,450 Now, picture this. 738 00:47:49,492 --> 00:47:53,912 Sun shining, a blue sky, a perfect day. 739 00:47:58,417 --> 00:48:00,961 It was all downhill from there. 740 00:48:01,003 --> 00:48:02,087 (THUDDING) 741 00:48:07,926 --> 00:48:09,220 (MUSICAL HONKING) 742 00:48:11,430 --> 00:48:12,264 (SCREAMING) 743 00:48:18,437 --> 00:48:19,814 Whoa! 744 00:48:33,077 --> 00:48:34,995 What a dump. 745 00:48:35,037 --> 00:48:36,955 Hey, Aunt Grizelda! 746 00:48:39,124 --> 00:48:41,001 Hey, Chet, check this out! 747 00:48:41,043 --> 00:48:42,002 Go long! 748 00:48:43,128 --> 00:48:44,756 No, Brett, that's actually not a... 749 00:48:44,797 --> 00:48:46,048 Okay. 750 00:48:46,090 --> 00:48:47,842 Go long! Go long! 751 00:48:47,884 --> 00:48:49,009 I got it! I got it! 752 00:48:49,886 --> 00:48:51,220 (GROANS) 753 00:48:51,970 --> 00:48:53,097 Got it! 754 00:48:53,138 --> 00:48:54,390 (LAUGHS) 755 00:48:54,432 --> 00:48:56,183 He totally ran into that tree! 756 00:48:57,142 --> 00:48:58,143 Ow! 757 00:48:59,311 --> 00:49:01,272 Oncie, is that you? 758 00:49:01,313 --> 00:49:03,232 Mom! 759 00:49:03,274 --> 00:49:07,236 There he is! There's my big, suddenly successful son! 760 00:49:09,946 --> 00:49:11,990 We always knew you would make it, Oncie. Right? 761 00:49:12,991 --> 00:49:16,245 Hey! I love this guy! 762 00:49:16,287 --> 00:49:19,373 But you always said I wouldn't amount to anything, remember? 763 00:49:19,415 --> 00:49:22,293 Hush your mouth. I was just trying to motivate you! 764 00:49:22,334 --> 00:49:24,462 I am really glad that you clarified that 765 00:49:24,503 --> 00:49:28,382 because it actually hurt my feelings for a really long time. 766 00:49:28,424 --> 00:49:31,427 Anyway, you're all here, you all work for me, and that's cool. 767 00:49:31,469 --> 00:49:32,553 So, let's get to work. 768 00:49:33,596 --> 00:49:36,098 Brett, Chet, set up the RV! 769 00:49:36,140 --> 00:49:37,974 Would you stop throwing that bear? 770 00:49:40,352 --> 00:49:41,186 (GROANS) 771 00:50:06,295 --> 00:50:08,547 (PROTESTING) 772 00:50:08,589 --> 00:50:11,634 Time out. Back up. Stop. Don't move an inch. Nobody's moving in here. 773 00:50:11,676 --> 00:50:13,469 You got to go. Goodbye. 774 00:50:13,511 --> 00:50:16,848 So, who invited the giant, furry peanut? 775 00:50:16,889 --> 00:50:18,223 You calling me a peanut, huh? 776 00:50:18,265 --> 00:50:18,766 I'll go right up your nose! 777 00:50:20,309 --> 00:50:22,186 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 778 00:50:22,227 --> 00:50:22,603 You wouldn't hit a woman. 779 00:50:23,688 --> 00:50:25,648 That's a woman? 780 00:50:25,690 --> 00:50:28,359 Okay. Everyone, cool it. 781 00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:31,069 Let's not get off on the wrong foot here. 782 00:50:31,111 --> 00:50:34,281 Um, family, this is my friend... Acquaintance. 783 00:50:34,323 --> 00:50:37,869 Yeah, acquaintance. Very good acquaintance, the Lorax. 784 00:50:37,910 --> 00:50:40,538 He speaks for the trees. That's right. 785 00:50:40,579 --> 00:50:43,081 And on behalf of the trees, get out! 786 00:50:43,123 --> 00:50:44,542 (EXCLAIMS) 787 00:50:44,583 --> 00:50:49,296 Will you just be nice! This is my family. 788 00:50:49,338 --> 00:50:50,506 And I'm going to need their help 789 00:50:50,548 --> 00:50:52,633 if my company is going to get bigger. Okay? 790 00:50:52,675 --> 00:50:54,552 Bigger? 791 00:50:54,593 --> 00:50:57,555 Yeah, this isn't some rinky-dink operation anymore. 792 00:50:57,596 --> 00:51:00,892 I got plans. Big plans! 793 00:51:00,933 --> 00:51:04,353 A vision of a world filled with Thneeds. It's going to be huge! 794 00:51:05,312 --> 00:51:06,981 (SIGHS) 795 00:51:07,023 --> 00:51:07,982 Which way does a tree fall? 796 00:51:08,566 --> 00:51:09,984 Uh, down? 797 00:51:11,109 --> 00:51:12,987 A tree falls the way it leans. 798 00:51:13,988 --> 00:51:16,240 Be careful which way you lean. 799 00:51:27,043 --> 00:51:29,294 I mean, look at this. It's amazing. 800 00:51:30,379 --> 00:51:33,173 I am so proud of me. 801 00:51:33,215 --> 00:51:36,092 Oncie, we've got us a little problem. 802 00:51:36,552 --> 00:51:37,595 Problem? 803 00:51:37,636 --> 00:51:39,430 Mmm-hmm. 804 00:51:39,471 --> 00:51:42,934 See, we're not making Thneeds fast enough. 805 00:51:42,975 --> 00:51:45,644 Harvesting the tufts takes too long! 806 00:51:54,152 --> 00:51:56,321 Well, what else can we do? 807 00:51:56,363 --> 00:52:00,743 Well, and this just came to me, 808 00:52:00,785 --> 00:52:03,203 we could always start chopping down the trees. 809 00:52:04,038 --> 00:52:05,748 What? 810 00:52:05,790 --> 00:52:08,667 Now you're thinking. That would speed things up! 811 00:52:08,709 --> 00:52:10,294 But... No "but"s, Oncie. 812 00:52:10,335 --> 00:52:12,296 You're running a business now. 813 00:52:12,337 --> 00:52:13,631 You have to do what's best for the company, 814 00:52:13,672 --> 00:52:15,049 and your momma. 815 00:52:17,426 --> 00:52:20,721 Well, I guess it couldn't hurt to chop down a few trees. 816 00:52:23,099 --> 00:52:25,768 You've made me so proud, Oncie. Come here! 817 00:52:25,810 --> 00:52:28,228 Hey! I love this guy! 818 00:52:32,357 --> 00:52:33,233 (THUDDING) 819 00:52:38,489 --> 00:52:41,325 No! No, no, no! Stop it! Please, stop. 820 00:52:42,284 --> 00:52:44,578 Take that, you stupid tree! 821 00:52:50,459 --> 00:52:53,129 Where do you think you're going? 822 00:52:53,169 --> 00:52:55,380 Excuse me, sir. I need to talk with your boss. 823 00:52:56,841 --> 00:52:59,468 Oh, I'm sorry, 824 00:52:59,510 --> 00:53:02,596 but Mr. Once-ler's not seeing anyone right now. 825 00:53:02,638 --> 00:53:04,098 Yeah, well, he'll see me. So... 826 00:53:04,140 --> 00:53:05,599 Hey, keep your paws off me! 827 00:53:05,641 --> 00:53:07,685 Give me a reason, Shorty. 828 00:53:07,726 --> 00:53:09,520 Hey, you broke your promise. 829 00:53:09,561 --> 00:53:11,187 You're better than this. 830 00:53:11,229 --> 00:53:13,440 You gotta stop! This is bad! 831 00:53:14,066 --> 00:53:16,652 Have a nice day! 832 00:53:16,694 --> 00:53:17,820 (SCREAMS) 833 00:53:20,238 --> 00:53:21,740 Bad? 834 00:53:21,782 --> 00:53:25,452 I'm not bad, I'm the good guy here. He just doesn't get it. 835 00:53:25,494 --> 00:53:26,537 Do you think I'm bad? (QUACKS) 836 00:53:27,079 --> 00:53:28,789 Thank you! 837 00:53:28,831 --> 00:53:31,792 I mean, something good finally happens to me, 838 00:53:31,834 --> 00:53:35,046 and he just has to come along and rain on my parade. 839 00:53:35,087 --> 00:53:36,212 What's his problem? 840 00:53:36,797 --> 00:53:37,673 See? 841 00:53:41,301 --> 00:53:43,303 Yeah, bad! Right. 842 00:53:55,315 --> 00:53:58,234 (SINGING) How bad can I be? 843 00:53:58,276 --> 00:54:00,196 I'm just doin' what comes naturally 844 00:54:00,236 --> 00:54:02,823 How bad can I be? 845 00:54:02,865 --> 00:54:05,117 I'm just following my destiny 846 00:54:05,159 --> 00:54:07,745 How bad can I be? 847 00:54:07,786 --> 00:54:09,872 I'm just doin' what comes naturally 848 00:54:09,914 --> 00:54:12,457 How bad can I be? 849 00:54:12,499 --> 00:54:14,835 How bad can I possibly be? 850 00:54:14,877 --> 00:54:16,087 Well, there's a principle in nature 851 00:54:16,128 --> 00:54:17,588 Principle in nature 852 00:54:17,629 --> 00:54:19,631 That almost every creature knows 853 00:54:19,673 --> 00:54:20,758 Called survival of the fittest 854 00:54:20,799 --> 00:54:22,426 Survival of the fittest 855 00:54:22,467 --> 00:54:25,137 And check it, this is how it goes 856 00:54:25,179 --> 00:54:27,263 The animal that wins gotta scratch and fight 857 00:54:27,305 --> 00:54:30,101 And claw and bite and punch 858 00:54:30,142 --> 00:54:32,310 And the animal that doesn't Well, the animal that doesn't 859 00:54:32,352 --> 00:54:37,691 Winds up someone else's La-la-la-la lunch 860 00:54:37,733 --> 00:54:39,401 Munch, munch, munch, munch, munch I'm just sayin' 861 00:54:39,443 --> 00:54:42,362 How bad can I be? 862 00:54:42,404 --> 00:54:44,322 I'm just doin' what comes naturally 863 00:54:44,364 --> 00:54:47,118 How bad can I be? 864 00:54:47,159 --> 00:54:49,245 I'm just following my destiny 865 00:54:49,285 --> 00:54:52,248 How bad can I be? 866 00:54:52,288 --> 00:54:54,166 I'm just doin' what comes naturally 867 00:54:54,208 --> 00:54:56,627 How bad can I be? 868 00:54:56,668 --> 00:54:59,130 How bad can I possibly be? 869 00:54:59,171 --> 00:55:00,422 There's a principle in business 870 00:55:00,464 --> 00:55:01,590 Principle in business 871 00:55:01,632 --> 00:55:04,300 That everybody knows is sound 872 00:55:04,342 --> 00:55:06,720 It says the people with the money People with the money 873 00:55:06,762 --> 00:55:09,265 Make this ever-loving world go round 874 00:55:09,305 --> 00:55:11,642 So I'm biggering my company I'm biggering my factory 875 00:55:11,683 --> 00:55:12,476 I'm biggering my corporate sign 876 00:55:12,517 --> 00:55:14,145 Bigger, bigger! 877 00:55:14,186 --> 00:55:15,896 Everybody out there You take care of yours 878 00:55:17,355 --> 00:55:21,317 I'll take care of mine-mine-mine-mine-mine 879 00:55:21,359 --> 00:55:22,903 Shake that bottom line 880 00:55:22,945 --> 00:55:24,613 Let me hear you say Smogulous Smoke! 881 00:55:24,655 --> 00:55:26,198 Smogulous Smoke! 882 00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:27,323 Schloppity-Schlopp! 883 00:55:27,365 --> 00:55:29,160 Schloppity-Schlopp! 884 00:55:29,201 --> 00:55:31,578 Complain all you want It's never, ever, ever, ever gonna stop 885 00:55:31,620 --> 00:55:33,580 Stop! 886 00:55:33,622 --> 00:55:35,749 Come on, how bad can I possibly be? 887 00:55:35,791 --> 00:55:38,543 How bad can I be? 888 00:55:38,585 --> 00:55:40,671 I'm just building the economy 889 00:55:40,712 --> 00:55:43,715 How bad can I be? 890 00:55:43,757 --> 00:55:45,592 Just look at me petting this puppy 891 00:55:45,634 --> 00:55:48,344 How bad can I be? 892 00:55:48,386 --> 00:55:50,514 A portion of proceeds goes to charity 893 00:55:50,555 --> 00:55:53,349 How bad can I be? 894 00:55:53,391 --> 00:55:55,602 How bad could I possibly be? Let's see! 895 00:55:57,855 --> 00:55:59,982 All the customers are buying 896 00:56:02,776 --> 00:56:05,279 And the money's multiplying 897 00:56:07,739 --> 00:56:09,700 And the PR people are lying 898 00:56:12,661 --> 00:56:14,955 And the lawyers are denying 899 00:56:17,708 --> 00:56:19,626 Who cares if a few trees are dying? 900 00:56:22,587 --> 00:56:24,548 This is all so gratifying! 901 00:56:24,589 --> 00:56:27,383 How bad? 902 00:56:27,425 --> 00:56:32,306 How bad can this possibly be? 903 00:56:48,822 --> 00:56:50,324 (COUGHING) 904 00:57:13,805 --> 00:57:14,806 So, how are things? 905 00:57:15,849 --> 00:57:18,727 What are you doing here? 906 00:57:18,769 --> 00:57:21,939 Happy yet? You fill that hole deep down inside you? 907 00:57:21,980 --> 00:57:24,316 Or do you still need more? 908 00:57:24,358 --> 00:57:27,652 Look, if you've got a problem with what I'm doing, 909 00:57:27,694 --> 00:57:31,407 why haven't you used your quote-unquote powers to stop me? 910 00:57:33,784 --> 00:57:36,620 I told you, that's not how it works. 911 00:57:36,661 --> 00:57:39,623 Right, I forgot. You're a fraud. 912 00:57:39,664 --> 00:57:41,875 I need you to get out. Now! 913 00:57:43,543 --> 00:57:45,629 Why? Do I make you uncomfortable? 914 00:57:45,670 --> 00:57:46,880 Remind you of the promises you made? 915 00:57:47,672 --> 00:57:49,383 The man you used to be? 916 00:57:49,425 --> 00:57:50,842 You know what? 917 00:57:50,884 --> 00:57:54,554 You can just shut your mustache. My conscience is clear. 918 00:57:54,596 --> 00:57:56,514 I have done nothing illegal. 919 00:57:56,556 --> 00:57:59,059 I have my rights, and I intend to keep on biggering 920 00:57:59,101 --> 00:58:01,561 and biggering, and turning more Truffula trees into Thneeds. 921 00:58:03,355 --> 00:58:05,983 And nothing is going to stop me! 922 00:58:06,024 --> 00:58:07,151 (ENGINE REVVING) 923 00:58:22,582 --> 00:58:24,500 THE LORAX: Well, that's it. 924 00:58:24,542 --> 00:58:26,086 The very last one. 925 00:58:27,545 --> 00:58:29,756 That may stop you. 926 00:58:50,486 --> 00:58:53,529 Somebody sure made a bundle on that thing. 927 00:58:53,571 --> 00:58:56,367 I wonder what the next million dollar invention's going to be. 928 00:58:56,408 --> 00:58:57,742 (COUGHS) 929 00:59:02,414 --> 00:59:04,958 Yeah, I wonder... 930 00:59:16,428 --> 00:59:20,057 Son, you have let me down. 931 00:59:20,098 --> 00:59:22,558 Brett, you are now my favorite child. 932 00:59:42,162 --> 00:59:44,706 Hey, look, I don't want any trouble. 933 00:59:44,748 --> 00:59:47,876 And you won't get any. Not from them. 934 00:59:49,794 --> 00:59:52,214 Thanks to you and your hacking, and smogging and glupping, 935 00:59:52,256 --> 00:59:53,882 they can't live here anymore. 936 01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:04,476 So, I'm sending them off. 937 01:00:04,518 --> 01:00:05,936 Hopefully, they'll be able to find 938 01:00:05,977 --> 01:00:07,521 a better place out there somewhere. 939 01:00:11,525 --> 01:00:12,234 Melvin? 940 01:00:14,528 --> 01:00:15,904 Melvin... 941 01:00:17,155 --> 01:00:18,198 Hey, Pipsqueak... 942 01:00:22,660 --> 01:00:23,745 Hey... 943 01:01:36,234 --> 01:01:38,820 So, this is really all your fault. 944 01:01:38,862 --> 01:01:40,280 You destroyed everything. 945 01:01:41,198 --> 01:01:43,158 Yes. 946 01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:45,785 And each day since the Lorax left, 947 01:01:45,827 --> 01:01:48,746 I've sat here regretting everything I've done, 948 01:01:48,788 --> 01:01:52,750 staring at that word, "unless," 949 01:01:53,918 --> 01:01:56,880 and wondering what it meant. 950 01:01:56,921 --> 01:01:59,216 But now I'm thinking... 951 01:01:59,257 --> 01:02:00,592 Well, maybe you're the reason 952 01:02:00,634 --> 01:02:02,844 the Lorax left that word there. 953 01:02:02,886 --> 01:02:06,640 Me? Why would he leave that for me? 954 01:02:06,682 --> 01:02:10,101 Because unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, 955 01:02:10,143 --> 01:02:11,645 nothing is going to get better. 956 01:02:12,354 --> 01:02:14,022 It's not. 957 01:02:32,666 --> 01:02:34,418 The last Truffula seed. 958 01:02:36,127 --> 01:02:38,922 You need to plant it, Ted. 959 01:02:38,963 --> 01:02:41,966 Yeah, but, nobody cares about trees anymore. 960 01:02:42,008 --> 01:02:44,010 Then make them care. 961 01:02:44,052 --> 01:02:47,222 Plant the seed in the middle of town, where everyone can see. 962 01:02:47,264 --> 01:02:50,100 Change the way things are. 963 01:02:50,141 --> 01:02:52,352 I know it may seem small and insignificant, 964 01:02:52,394 --> 01:02:55,105 but it's not about what it is, 965 01:02:55,146 --> 01:02:57,107 it's about what it can become. 966 01:02:57,148 --> 01:02:58,191 That's not just a seed, 967 01:02:59,317 --> 01:03:01,278 any more than you're just a boy. 968 01:03:09,953 --> 01:03:10,912 I won't let you down. 969 01:03:12,872 --> 01:03:14,207 I know. 970 01:03:34,894 --> 01:03:35,812 (MEOWING) 971 01:03:57,167 --> 01:03:58,001 Hey, Audrey! 972 01:03:58,502 --> 01:03:59,753 Audrey! 973 01:04:00,878 --> 01:04:02,172 Ted? 974 01:04:02,213 --> 01:04:04,174 What are you doing? Meet me at my house. 975 01:04:04,215 --> 01:04:05,467 Wait, but... 976 01:04:05,509 --> 01:04:06,968 My house, okay? 977 01:04:09,095 --> 01:04:11,014 Got to plant the seed. 978 01:04:11,055 --> 01:04:14,058 Okay, we're going to need water. 979 01:04:14,100 --> 01:04:15,935 And uh, something to dig with. 980 01:04:15,977 --> 01:04:17,895 Um, what do I have... Ted? 981 01:04:17,937 --> 01:04:20,482 Mom, I'm busy, Mom. 982 01:04:20,524 --> 01:04:22,066 Theodore Wiggins, get down here right now, 983 01:04:22,108 --> 01:04:23,443 and I am not kidding with you! 984 01:04:30,742 --> 01:04:32,828 Ted, I would like you to meet Mr. O'Hare, 985 01:04:32,868 --> 01:04:35,079 the most powerful man in town. 986 01:04:35,121 --> 01:04:36,373 (LAUGHS) 987 01:04:36,414 --> 01:04:38,208 There he is! 988 01:04:38,249 --> 01:04:39,376 Hello, Ted. 989 01:04:39,417 --> 01:04:42,045 Uh... 990 01:04:42,086 --> 01:04:45,048 Hi. Isn't he clever, Mr. O'Hare? 991 01:04:45,089 --> 01:04:46,924 He knows his own name and everything. 992 01:04:49,177 --> 01:04:52,180 You know what I would love right now, Mrs. Wiggins? 993 01:04:52,222 --> 01:04:54,140 A delicious cookie. 994 01:04:54,182 --> 01:04:55,183 (LAUGHS) 995 01:04:55,933 --> 01:04:57,310 Wonderful. 996 01:04:57,352 --> 01:04:59,855 Teddy and I'll stay here and talk. 997 01:04:59,895 --> 01:05:03,233 Sure, why don't you go ahead and adopt him? 998 01:05:03,274 --> 01:05:05,819 I'm just kidding. That was a joke. I was just joking. 999 01:05:07,153 --> 01:05:08,279 I'll get your cookie. 1000 01:05:08,988 --> 01:05:10,281 (LAUGHS) 1001 01:05:10,323 --> 01:05:12,367 I know you have it, Ted. 1002 01:05:12,409 --> 01:05:14,077 So, let's put an end to this nonsense, shall we? 1003 01:05:15,912 --> 01:05:17,080 Hand it over. 1004 01:05:17,121 --> 01:05:19,165 I'm sorry... 1005 01:05:19,207 --> 01:05:20,333 I don't know what you're talking about. 1006 01:05:20,375 --> 01:05:22,586 Really? Well, then... 1007 01:05:22,627 --> 01:05:24,588 I guess you wouldn't mind us checking your room. 1008 01:05:24,629 --> 01:05:25,839 No, no, no! 1009 01:05:25,881 --> 01:05:27,799 Morty! McGurk! Find the seed! 1010 01:05:27,841 --> 01:05:29,342 No, you can't go up there! 1011 01:05:29,384 --> 01:05:30,468 Guys, this is ridiculous. Stop! 1012 01:05:32,512 --> 01:05:34,305 Hey! 1013 01:05:34,347 --> 01:05:35,473 No, you can't come in my room! 1014 01:05:36,892 --> 01:05:38,226 Find it! 1015 01:05:38,268 --> 01:05:39,269 (SCREAMING) 1016 01:05:43,981 --> 01:05:45,275 Find it! 1017 01:05:46,359 --> 01:05:48,236 What is going on here? 1018 01:05:48,278 --> 01:05:51,489 This doesn't involve you! Get back downstairs! 1019 01:05:51,531 --> 01:05:53,533 Excuse me, down there! 1020 01:05:53,575 --> 01:05:55,577 I don't care who you are, you little crazy baby-man! 1021 01:05:55,619 --> 01:05:58,705 Get out of my house now. This is outrageous. 1022 01:05:58,747 --> 01:06:01,999 Fine. Sorry. 1023 01:06:02,041 --> 01:06:04,544 Must have been a misunderstanding. We'll be leaving now. 1024 01:06:04,586 --> 01:06:06,962 And my apologies, Ted. 1025 01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:10,717 You be safe. 1026 01:06:14,345 --> 01:06:15,472 Mind telling me what's going on here? 1027 01:06:15,513 --> 01:06:17,014 The seed! Where is it? 1028 01:06:17,056 --> 01:06:17,973 Seed? 1029 01:06:19,851 --> 01:06:20,602 Where's Grammy? 1030 01:06:23,814 --> 01:06:24,689 It's alive! 1031 01:06:27,776 --> 01:06:30,487 I remember you. 1032 01:06:31,613 --> 01:06:33,323 Ted, what... 1033 01:06:41,372 --> 01:06:42,332 Audrey! 1034 01:06:45,293 --> 01:06:46,837 Hey, did you want to... Well, okay! 1035 01:06:48,338 --> 01:06:50,465 Ted, what is this about? 1036 01:06:50,507 --> 01:06:52,008 It's about this. 1037 01:06:52,968 --> 01:06:54,594 Wait, wait, wait. 1038 01:06:54,636 --> 01:06:57,764 Is that... Yes. The last Truffula seed. 1039 01:06:57,806 --> 01:06:59,432 And you're going to help me plant it right in the middle of town 1040 01:06:59,474 --> 01:07:01,601 where everyone can see it. 1041 01:07:01,643 --> 01:07:02,894 I could just kiss you right now! 1042 01:07:07,315 --> 01:07:08,733 We don't have time for that. 1043 01:07:08,775 --> 01:07:10,026 I don't know, we have a little time. 1044 01:07:12,570 --> 01:07:14,364 But, you know what, let's just go. Let's go. Forget about it. 1045 01:07:42,642 --> 01:07:43,768 Maniac! Hey! 1046 01:07:46,396 --> 01:07:47,062 Ah! 1047 01:07:49,607 --> 01:07:50,483 Here it comes! 1048 01:07:51,108 --> 01:07:51,902 (SCREAMS) 1049 01:07:54,571 --> 01:07:55,488 I'm going for it. 1050 01:08:00,911 --> 01:08:01,786 (SCREAMS) 1051 01:08:13,715 --> 01:08:15,008 Oh, hello! 1052 01:08:15,050 --> 01:08:16,133 (LAUGHING) 1053 01:08:28,396 --> 01:08:30,106 Ted, big scary blimp coming. 1054 01:08:32,191 --> 01:08:33,150 (EVIL LAUGH) 1055 01:08:41,910 --> 01:08:44,037 Whoa! 1056 01:08:44,079 --> 01:08:45,705 You won't get away with this, boy! 1057 01:08:46,163 --> 01:08:47,122 Bam! 1058 01:08:57,968 --> 01:08:59,552 Go faster, you idiot! 1059 01:09:00,678 --> 01:09:01,638 Yeah! 1060 01:09:02,138 --> 01:09:03,807 Step on it, Ted! 1061 01:09:04,599 --> 01:09:05,642 Whoa! 1062 01:09:15,026 --> 01:09:16,694 You're fired! 1063 01:09:17,612 --> 01:09:19,906 Whoa! Ted, look out! 1064 01:09:23,994 --> 01:09:26,621 Nobody beats Aloysius O... Ted... 1065 01:09:30,166 --> 01:09:31,793 (MUZAK PLAYING) 1066 01:09:38,466 --> 01:09:39,801 This is not good. 1067 01:09:39,843 --> 01:09:41,636 How's it doing? 1068 01:09:48,810 --> 01:09:49,644 Whoa-ho-ho! 1069 01:09:51,187 --> 01:09:52,522 (LAUGHS) 1070 01:09:52,563 --> 01:09:53,564 Loser! 1071 01:09:53,606 --> 01:09:55,525 Oh, really? 1072 01:09:57,193 --> 01:09:58,653 Oh, no. The seed! 1073 01:10:01,865 --> 01:10:03,033 Get that seed! 1074 01:10:09,998 --> 01:10:11,749 Hang on! Here we go! 1075 01:10:11,791 --> 01:10:12,667 (SCREAMS) 1076 01:10:14,752 --> 01:10:15,712 Grammy! 1077 01:10:24,261 --> 01:10:26,556 Seriously, how cool is your grandma? 1078 01:10:30,727 --> 01:10:31,561 (GROANS) 1079 01:10:34,105 --> 01:10:34,981 No! 1080 01:10:38,776 --> 01:10:39,694 Come on! 1081 01:10:40,778 --> 01:10:41,612 Yeah, that's right. 1082 01:10:42,197 --> 01:10:43,073 There it is! 1083 01:10:52,916 --> 01:10:55,919 Hey! Watch the road, you meathead! 1084 01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:56,836 Ah! 1085 01:11:03,176 --> 01:11:03,968 Hey, ow, ow! 1086 01:11:04,969 --> 01:11:06,012 Oh, come on! 1087 01:11:16,189 --> 01:11:17,107 What the... 1088 01:11:18,983 --> 01:11:20,985 Get it unstuck, get it unstuck! 1089 01:11:23,362 --> 01:11:24,822 Bring it on, Teddy! 1090 01:11:26,241 --> 01:11:27,658 You don't have the guts! 1091 01:11:28,325 --> 01:11:29,285 Ted! 1092 01:11:37,043 --> 01:11:38,294 Grammy! 1093 01:11:44,217 --> 01:11:44,926 Whoo-hoo! Yes! 1094 01:11:47,929 --> 01:11:49,180 Hey, hey, hey! 1095 01:11:49,222 --> 01:11:50,347 Hey! It's Mr. O... 1096 01:11:53,101 --> 01:11:54,727 Take that, shorty! 1097 01:11:54,769 --> 01:11:55,394 (LAUGHS) 1098 01:12:12,703 --> 01:12:14,914 Okay, we have to get this in the ground. 1099 01:12:14,956 --> 01:12:17,000 But where? There's no dirt anywhere. 1100 01:12:20,628 --> 01:12:22,130 No, Grammy... 1101 01:12:28,178 --> 01:12:28,970 MAN: Hey, get out of there! 1102 01:12:30,888 --> 01:12:31,806 Ah! 1103 01:12:34,809 --> 01:12:35,685 Hey! 1104 01:12:37,145 --> 01:12:38,938 What? 1105 01:12:40,690 --> 01:12:43,651 See, what did I tell you? Easy. Huh? 1106 01:12:43,693 --> 01:12:46,612 Hey, they broke O'Hare's head! 1107 01:12:46,654 --> 01:12:47,989 WOMAN: What do you think you're doing, kid? 1108 01:12:49,824 --> 01:12:51,951 Um, I'm looking for a place to plant a tree. 1109 01:12:51,993 --> 01:12:53,369 A real one. 1110 01:12:53,410 --> 01:12:54,620 Why would we need a tree? 1111 01:12:54,662 --> 01:12:56,371 Exactly. 1112 01:12:59,375 --> 01:13:00,835 Oh, man. 1113 01:13:01,376 --> 01:13:03,671 Folks... 1114 01:13:03,713 --> 01:13:06,883 The last thing you want around here is trees. 1115 01:13:06,924 --> 01:13:09,302 They're filthy! 1116 01:13:09,344 --> 01:13:14,389 Spewing that sticky, nasty sap all over the place. 1117 01:13:16,017 --> 01:13:19,770 They bring poisonous ants and stinging bees. 1118 01:13:19,812 --> 01:13:21,480 Hey! Ouch. 1119 01:13:21,522 --> 01:13:23,941 Think about the kids. 1120 01:13:23,983 --> 01:13:27,737 And, I just thought, you know, they make leaves! 1121 01:13:27,778 --> 01:13:29,280 You know that, right? 1122 01:13:29,322 --> 01:13:31,032 Then these leaves, they just fall. 1123 01:13:31,074 --> 01:13:32,825 They just fall wherever they want! 1124 01:13:32,867 --> 01:13:34,577 (EXCLAIMING) 1125 01:13:34,618 --> 01:13:36,787 Come on! We know why you're really against trees. 1126 01:13:36,829 --> 01:13:38,664 Because they produce fresh air. 1127 01:13:38,706 --> 01:13:39,957 For free! 1128 01:13:39,999 --> 01:13:41,834 Oh! 1129 01:13:41,876 --> 01:13:45,963 I am wounded! You have lied! 1130 01:13:46,005 --> 01:13:49,717 It is not a lie! It's called photosynthesis. 1131 01:13:49,759 --> 01:13:51,886 Come on. She's making that up! 1132 01:13:51,928 --> 01:13:54,972 That's a made-up word, people! 1133 01:13:55,014 --> 01:13:58,684 Thneedville is perfect just the way it is. 1134 01:13:58,726 --> 01:14:00,477 We don't need trees! 1135 01:14:01,354 --> 01:14:03,731 That boy has a seed. 1136 01:14:03,773 --> 01:14:06,483 We need to stop him! Who's with me? Come on! 1137 01:14:06,525 --> 01:14:07,985 O'Hare is right! 1138 01:14:08,027 --> 01:14:09,737 Seeds will ruin us all! Stop it! 1139 01:14:11,530 --> 01:14:14,450 Last chance, kid. Hand it over! 1140 01:14:14,491 --> 01:14:15,743 Where do you think you're going? 1141 01:14:15,785 --> 01:14:17,412 Come on, let's go! 1142 01:14:17,452 --> 01:14:19,080 Get in, get in! 1143 01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:22,666 Hey! 1144 01:14:22,708 --> 01:14:24,127 Stop that maniac! 1145 01:14:26,587 --> 01:14:28,839 Excuse me, excuse me. Watch out! 1146 01:14:33,761 --> 01:14:36,013 Ted, you're going to hit the wall! 1147 01:14:36,055 --> 01:14:37,807 Yeah. I know. 1148 01:15:01,914 --> 01:15:03,958 Wow. Did you see that? 1149 01:15:05,168 --> 01:15:07,044 Who does this kid think he is, huh? 1150 01:15:08,921 --> 01:15:10,547 I am Ted Wiggins. 1151 01:15:11,632 --> 01:15:14,885 And I speak for the trees. 1152 01:15:14,927 --> 01:15:19,640 And the fact is, things aren't perfect here in Thneedville. 1153 01:15:19,682 --> 01:15:21,017 And they're only going to get worse, 1154 01:15:21,058 --> 01:15:22,852 unless we do something about it, 1155 01:15:23,769 --> 01:15:26,439 unless we change our ways. 1156 01:15:26,481 --> 01:15:29,442 And we can start by planting this! 1157 01:15:29,484 --> 01:15:30,567 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 1158 01:15:38,617 --> 01:15:40,995 Okay. Come on, now. Everything is fine. 1159 01:15:41,996 --> 01:15:43,747 Right? 1160 01:15:43,789 --> 01:15:46,834 I say we tell this kid what we think about that seed! 1161 01:15:50,046 --> 01:15:51,547 People, come on! 1162 01:15:55,634 --> 01:15:58,095 You! Get out there right now 1163 01:15:58,137 --> 01:16:01,265 and get these people on my side, or else you're fired! 1164 01:16:02,975 --> 01:16:05,186 Go on, tell them what you think. 1165 01:16:10,066 --> 01:16:12,902 (SINGING) You don't know me, but my name's Cy 1166 01:16:14,070 --> 01:16:18,824 I'm just the O'Hare delivery guy 1167 01:16:18,866 --> 01:16:22,786 But it seems like trees might be worth a try 1168 01:16:22,828 --> 01:16:25,915 So I say let it grow 1169 01:16:29,252 --> 01:16:30,711 My name is Dan 1170 01:16:30,753 --> 01:16:32,046 And my name's Rose 1171 01:16:32,088 --> 01:16:35,174 Our son Wesley kind of glows 1172 01:16:35,216 --> 01:16:37,843 And that's not good, so we suppose 1173 01:16:37,885 --> 01:16:39,678 We should let it grow 1174 01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:42,639 Let it grow, let it grow 1175 01:16:42,681 --> 01:16:45,560 You can't reap what you don't sow 1176 01:16:45,601 --> 01:16:47,895 Plant a seed inside the Earth 1177 01:16:47,937 --> 01:16:50,606 Just one way to know its worth 1178 01:16:50,647 --> 01:16:52,983 Let's celebrate the world's rebirth 1179 01:16:53,025 --> 01:16:54,860 We say let it grow 1180 01:16:54,902 --> 01:16:57,863 My name's Marie, and I am three! 1181 01:16:57,905 --> 01:17:00,074 I would really like to see a tree 1182 01:17:03,119 --> 01:17:05,121 I say let it grow 1183 01:17:05,162 --> 01:17:08,832 I'm Grammy Norma I'm old, and I've got gray hair 1184 01:17:08,874 --> 01:17:12,044 But I remember when trees were everywhere 1185 01:17:12,086 --> 01:17:14,505 And no one had to pay for air 1186 01:17:14,547 --> 01:17:16,173 So I say let it grow 1187 01:17:16,215 --> 01:17:18,842 Let it grow, let it grow 1188 01:17:18,884 --> 01:17:21,971 Like it did so long ago 1189 01:17:22,012 --> 01:17:24,557 It is just one tiny seed 1190 01:17:24,599 --> 01:17:27,143 But it's all we really need 1191 01:17:27,184 --> 01:17:29,686 It's time to change the life we lead 1192 01:17:29,728 --> 01:17:31,855 Time to let it grow 1193 01:17:31,897 --> 01:17:35,234 My name's O'Hare, I'm one of you 1194 01:17:35,276 --> 01:17:40,281 I live here in Thneedville, too 1195 01:17:40,323 --> 01:17:43,700 The things you say just might be true 1196 01:17:43,742 --> 01:17:47,121 It could be time to start anew 1197 01:17:47,163 --> 01:17:51,792 And maybe change my point of view 1198 01:17:52,751 --> 01:17:55,796 Nah! I say let it die! 1199 01:17:55,838 --> 01:17:57,965 Let it die, let it die 1200 01:17:58,007 --> 01:17:59,758 Let it shrivel up and... 1201 01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:01,177 Come on, who's with me? 1202 01:18:02,011 --> 01:18:03,012 Nobody. 1203 01:18:04,180 --> 01:18:05,806 You greedy dirt-bag! 1204 01:18:05,848 --> 01:18:08,559 Let it grow, let it grow 1205 01:18:08,601 --> 01:18:11,646 Let the love inside you show 1206 01:18:11,687 --> 01:18:14,064 Plant a seed inside the Earth 1207 01:18:14,106 --> 01:18:16,567 Just one way to know its worth 1208 01:18:16,609 --> 01:18:19,028 Let's celebrate the world's rebirth 1209 01:18:19,069 --> 01:18:23,282 We say let it grow 1210 01:18:23,324 --> 01:18:26,243 Let it grow, let it grow 1211 01:18:26,285 --> 01:18:29,372 You can't reap what you don't sow 1212 01:18:29,413 --> 01:18:31,915 It's just one tiny seed 1213 01:18:31,957 --> 01:18:34,585 But it's all we really need 1214 01:18:34,627 --> 01:18:36,879 It's time to banish all your greed 1215 01:18:36,920 --> 01:18:39,632 Imagine Thneedville flowered and treed 1216 01:18:39,674 --> 01:18:44,178 Let this be our solemn creed 1217 01:18:45,012 --> 01:18:46,972 Thank you, Ted. 1218 01:18:48,349 --> 01:18:51,935 We say let it grow 1219 01:18:51,977 --> 01:18:54,605 In Thneedville 1220 01:18:54,647 --> 01:18:58,150 We say let it grow 1221 01:18:58,192 --> 01:19:00,777 It's a brand new dawn 1222 01:19:00,819 --> 01:19:04,156 We say let it grow 1223 01:19:04,198 --> 01:19:06,283 In Thneedville 1224 01:19:06,325 --> 01:19:09,953 We say let it grow 1225 01:19:09,995 --> 01:19:14,750 It's a brand new dawn 1226 01:19:25,386 --> 01:19:26,470 (INHALES) 1227 01:20:14,143 --> 01:20:15,144 (LAUGHS) 1228 01:20:18,063 --> 01:20:19,398 You done good, Beanpole. 1229 01:20:20,899 --> 01:20:22,276 You done good. 1230 01:20:36,332 --> 01:20:38,459 By the way, nice mustache.